Name: Ogre De Latoya
Codename: El_Ergo
Hometown: A Castle on a Cloud
Blood Type: -I
Turn-ons: Complex equations, 500 BPMs, Asian Comedienne Margaret Cho.
Turn-offs: Disarmament of the Omega Device.
Greatest Achievement: Winning "Ninja Gaiden" without the aid of sight.
Special Power: Moving any Mountain.
Arch-Nemesis: The malfunctioning drone #X3m-8*xb

Ogre make laugh. If Ogre not make laugh, two things happen. First, Ogre club. Then, Ogre cry. You want Ogre cry? No. No, you not.

Ogre has a well-earned reputation for pushing his co-workers far past the point of exhaustion, just for the sake of his high comedy, all the while chugging Hefeweissen like there is no tomorrow. And if he has his way, there probably will not be one.

Identifying Quotes: "And if you get hungry, you can EAT YOUR ROOM!"

"Wire-fu fucks with my disbelief of suspension."







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