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Name: Kurt Alejandro "The Sparrow" Richtenstein Codename: Torrent Hometown: Amontillado, CA. Blood Type: - Turn-ons: Human suffering, smooth vertical lines, Luigi. Turn-offs: Firefighters, test tubes, Mario. Greatest Achievement: Solved "Ninja Gaiden" with the screen off. Special Power: Nerd Beams. Arch-Nemesis: The Bedsheet From Beyond The Stars. Kurt wants you all to know that he is the brains behind this operation, see, and there ain't no way no blonde dame is gonna ruin all he done here! No write-up of Kurt would be complete without mentioning that he is quiet. Similarly, no write-up of Kurt would be complete without bringing up his multiple felony breaking and entering convictions. Identifying Quotes: "That's nothing. I have 1456 [saved e-mails]. After all, you never know when I might decide to go to the 1998 NCHS Thespian Banquet." ". . ." Return to the ring before the 10 count! Your last visit to this page will come on 10/14/21, The End Day. |
