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Name: Jake Vengeance Codename: CaptainRat Hometown: The deepest recesses of Alen-Tax's Mansion. Blood Type: ^___^- Turn-ons: Books, scrolls, papyrii, tomes, pseudepigrapha, tetragrammaton. Turn-offs: Stakes, garlic, holy symbols. Greatest Achievement: Finished "Ninja Gaiden" despite his monitor's powered-down status. Special Power: Brutality. Arch-Nemesis: The cold, uncaring march of time. The familiar drone of rain overflowing the gutters outside my window woke me from a tormentuous sleep. I reached my hand across the sheets to bring some degree of comfort to her restless body, but in a flash, I remembered: She was gone. Jake's modus operandi is mysterious even to his fellow Jumpmen, but whatever malevolent words he may etch into his book of granite in his spare time, his involvement with our ridiculousness is always top-notch. The top notch on his DEADLY KATANA SWORD. Also, he is standing right behind you. Identifying Quotes: "I would let a dog fuck me in the ass if it would give me some pancakes." "Isn't there an undelete, you unholy terrible failure?" Return to Midgard. To find out when this page was last updated, turn to page 47. |
