THE JUMPMEN'S KIDS' PAGE
Fun Facts for Fledgling Fans!

Did you know all five of The Jumpmen have had braces? See, fixing your teeth can be fun! Did you know I just lied to you in those last two sentences? That was not very nice of me.
	2/5 of The Jumpmen have never, ever drank alcohol in their whole entire lives! See, kids; this proves you do NOT have to drink to have a good time! However, this also proves that you do have to drink to be accepted in society.
Once, a long time ago, when three of The Jumpmen lived together, they hated each other so much that one of them once sent the other two to the hospital! Ouch! :-)
	All five of The Jumpmen were also involved with the Federation of United Wrestlers, another failed creative endeavor! What makes them think this one will succeed, you ask? Well, what makes you think your parents really love you? Never question blind faith.

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