Hometown: Fjaltan Half-Blood's Mighty Feasthall
Blood Type: Ö-
Turn-ons: Working, saving money, working hard.
Turn-offs: Fun, laughter, satisfaction.
Greatest Achievement: "Ninja Gaiden" - Sight + Completed = True
Special Power: Lateral career movement.
Arch-Nemesis: The sentient fruit of the Giving Tree.
Erik! parlayed a lifetime of suffering into the best show in vaudeville. Whether he wowed 'em with his soft shoe or knocked 'em dead with his blue tramp bit, rest assured the Orpheum Circuit's loss is The Jumpmen's gain!
Hiding beneath the everyman corporate exterior of Erik! is a truly evil individual. Evil? Oh, sorry, this keyboard writes "evil" whenever I try to type "evil."
Erik!'s greatest strength is his astounding ability to disappear beneath the maelstrom of suffering experienced by the characters he portrays, creating a truly convincing portrait of a man on the edge who could snap at any minute. Yes, indeed; a portrait.
Identifying Quotes: "FUCK THIS!! THIS ISN'T A JOB!! THIS IS FUCKING CANDYCREAM ON A GOD DAMN SHIT CAKE!"
"Did you know only 200 students from Illinois are ac AHHHHHHHH!! AHHHH!! OH GOD! AHHHH!! PAIN!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Return to the jungle.
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