 |
|||||
 |
|||||
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Name Drew "Quarex "The "Ziego Vuantar" Hammer" Osis" Hunt. Codename: Quarex. Hometown: Nightmare, Alaska. Blood Type: LOL- Turn-ons: Atari 800XL, Atari XE, Temple of Apshai Trilogy Turn-offs: Commodore 64, Commodore 128, Action Biker Greatest Achievement: Beating "Ninja Gaiden" without visual feedback. Special Power: Industrial Atom-Smashing Face. Arch-Nemesis: The dangerous time-travelling magician Sheltem. Despite his daily insulin injections and his hourly insulin injections, Drew still somehow finds the time to think up dozens of comedic ideas that all revolve around corn. Drew has wanted to create sketch comedy for very nearly half his life, as evidenced by the immense cache of "secret tapes" produced by Ogre, Ghort and himself during the dark ages of mental awareness. Staying up all night in order to record incoherent fits of meaningless laughter at 80% unfunny ideas might seem pointless to some critics, but it helped forge a solid foundation of laughter, a defining goal of amusement, and one absolute comedic truth: There is nothing funnier than people being horribly, brutally, suddenly injured. Identifying Quotes: "This is the fastest I've ever gone from 'zero' to 'pancakes' with a woman." "He threw up for three days after eating eggs? What were they, dog eggs?" Return to Britannia. You are visitor number 000000001 to this page! |
